The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank is just one such item. Do your neighbors annoy you? Want to take your kids to school in style? Have $19,999.95 burning a hole in your pocket? Then this is the ride for you!
From the Amazon description:
Product Features
- Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
- Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
- 6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
- Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
- 400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.
Check out some of the customer reviews as well, they're hillarious:
"I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.
But not this baby, no way.
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I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!
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The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.
Overall, a great tank."
Hurry fast, Amazon has only 2 left in stock!
Courtesy Amazon.com